Something interesting from my mailbox

At last, I found something worth reading from my inbox. There have been many unread messages and some untouched for more than a month or so.



But something about this mail just made me laugh. Maybe because it is so freaking true.

Read on ...



A MATHEMATICAL THEORY:



What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer questions:



If:



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26



Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 - 98%



and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



Now ...



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



And Ass Kissing?



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%





So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you on top.



Interesting right?? Something definitely worth thinking about ..........





Moon/47