Friday, August 25, 2006

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST

Absolutely lovely.....it's Friday again. Time for R & R and some
light humour ......

Joke No. 1 - STRANGE DISEASES!

A woman on the lookout for male company entered a pub, ordered
a drink and surveyed the room. She spotted a man seated all alone
by himself, went over to him and managed to convince him to check
into a hotel room together for a steamy session.

When the man took off his shoes and socks, she noticed that his toes
look very strange and so she asked, "What's wrong with your toes?"

He explained, "When I was a kid, I had a disease which disfigured
them. It was called toe-lio."

"I see." The woman forgot about the toes coz the man was taking
off his trousers and she noticed his knees looked strange too. "What's
wrong with your knees?"

"When I was a kid, I had an bad attack of knee-sles."

Next, the man took off his briefs and the woman noticed another
disparity. This time she remarked, "Let me guess the disease now......
Small-cox!"


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Joke No. 2 - NOT REALLY BLIND

The Lady Boss is having her office renovated and as she has a tight
budget, she asks her two young maids to paint it. Before they start,
she warned them not to get any paint on their clothes. So the two
girls decide to lock the door and paint in the nude. They were in the
midst of painting when they hear a knock on the door.

"Who's there?" they asked nervously.

"Blind man," came the reply.

Thinking that there is no harm in letting a blind man into the room,
they opened the door.

"Lovely tits!" the man exclaimed. "Now where do you want me to
put these blinds?"




Have a super duper weekend, cheeriooooooo!!!




~the 15th ray of the Sun ~


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