KOPITIAM HUMOUR

A group of teenage schoolboys entered a kopitiam near
their school. The owner, a bent old man in his 70's , was
busy arguing with his wife at the back of the shop, and so
the boisterous students shouted out,


1st Boy: "Uncle, Coke!"

2nd Boy: "Uncle, Coke!"

3rd Boy: "Uncle, Coke!"


The old man ambled slowly to the table where the boys were
seated and started to grumble loudly,

"Coca-cola jao kong Coca-cola. Coke coke coke.. lei dey yim
ngor ng gao coke ah?

(Translation: Coca-cola, say Coca-cola. You think I am not
bengkok enough?)

Boy 1: Aiyo, Uncle in bad mood today. Say Coke also get
scolding from him!

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Four women were having lunch in a kopitiam. When the
waiter came to take orders for drinks, one woman said she
wanted barley water. Then, just as the waiter was about to
leave the table, she spoke up again.

"Wei, ngor oi jah wor."

The man looked at her with a smile and said laughingly,

"Tai tai, kong ho ho ley. Lei yiu barley jah, hai ng hai?

The woman was so embarrassed, she only nodded her head.
All she wanted was the barley pearls.




~ the 12th Ray of the Sun ~