Tuesday, June 13, 2006

BUY AND BYE


Yesterday, I saw a friend holding
her handphone in the palm of her
hand. She was reading an sms and
laughing away at the same time.
When I asked her what was so
amusing, she told me these two jokes...


Who Buy?

Mr. Chee received a letter of promotion and he felt so happy
that he went to the bakery and bought a cake. He cut it and
placed a slice of the cake on the desks of some of his
close colleagues.

Peter came into the room, saw the piece of cake on his desk
and asked his neighbour Maureen,

"Maureen, this cake on my desk, who buy?"

and without blinking an eye, Maureen answered,

"Chee buy!"


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Bye Bye


Xiao Ji (little chick) lives with her mum Lao Ji (old hen).
One day, Xiao Ji wanted to go out and as she was leaving,
she said six words to her mum which made Lao Ji very
angry and she slapped Xiao Ji.

Can you guess the six words which Xiao Ji said?


Come on, it's very easy...........










Got it or not? ............ hehehehe






Answer: "Lao Ji, Bye! Lao Ji, Bye!"



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Quoting the words in the above picture:

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter"




Have a nice day everyone!





~ the 10th Ray of the Sun ~













5 Comments:

Anonymous klia said...

WAHAAHAAAA...

June 14, 2006 11:27 am

 
Blogger Candid said...

Ha ha ha....I like this Buy and Bye joke....

June 15, 2006 7:04 pm

 
Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

"Hang the mother's smelly shoes..."
now translate that to cantonese. Muahahaha!!!

June 18, 2006 12:55 am

 
Blogger sun,moon&star said...

klia & candid :

TQ, TQ, you happy, I happy....



Cocka:

Choy! Bot nya tai larng hum sip lao!

June 19, 2006 5:25 pm

 
Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

Wah! You can really cuss like a typical hakka moi. LOL

June 21, 2006 2:12 am

 

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