Tuesday, September 12, 2006


It takes all kinds of people to make the world, and every girl has
her own idea of what kinda guy she wants.

Wanna know my idea of an ideal guy? ........

  • must be UNMARRIED (very important)
  • prefer that he ask me for a date first
  • shouldn't keep me waiting by the phone
  • not be an alcoholic - a social drinker is fine
  • shouldn't be addicted to gambling
  • is not afraid to talk about the future
  • makes me feel sexually desirable
  • should be kind, loving and patient
  • trust me wholly
  • love me lots and lots (most important)

Waahahaaa.... so many reasons. If I add any more, sure all the guys will run far, far away from me. But love has no reasons..... when it happens, it happens.

~ the 18th Ray of the Sun ~


Blogger Nine3 Nine 3 said...

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September 13, 2006 1:30 pm

Blogger Nine3 Nine 3 said...

Here my resume:
1) This Year not yet Marry

2) Tonight 7.30 meet you at Starbuck-Curve, I be wearing Pink Shirt, Purple pants and Red shoes

3)Don't worry bcoz of you I can on my phone in 3G mode so day day night night u can see me

4)I can't drink , if I drink my body become itchy and will scratch like a monkey

5)Play Share's consider gambling mai??

6)This I very good as I'm not old yet to talk about yesterday years.But I always got many tomorrow wor example:- I keep postpone my dateline works tomorrow

7)Don't worry when date with you I keep looking at your boob's and you can see my Hamsup face with saliva driping from my mouth

8)This I sure OK ..becoz my face always appaer in Paper that I donate $$$ to charity( psst..don't tell peoplee..all this monies is from my Illegal business one)

9)I give you unlimitless spending platinum credit card

10)To prove my love we day day look at each other and only drink plain water


September 13, 2006 1:37 pm

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

Hi 9393:
Thank you for your resume. I am indeed honoured that you take the time and interest but sad to say, you are not successful in your application, reason being....

1) This year not married, but every year married, how can?
2) Last nite I went to the suggested place at the appointed time but I din see anyone who look like "Ribena". Went home disappointed.
3) Acceptable
4) You need to know how to drink a little bit. Dining without wining dun seem complete.
5) Yes, shares is considered gambling. Many ppl gone pokai becoz of this.
6) I dun like procrastination.
7) What? You only interested in boobs? There is so much of me that is very desirable e.g. my sexy legs, curvy butt, lovely face, kissable lips and dreamy eyes. (*blink blink*)
8) I dun think that is charity with a conscience
9) You think money can buy love?
10) This line touch my heart... I can sense your sincerity.

Very sad to note, your score is only two out of ten.


September 14, 2006 3:03 pm

Blogger Nine3 Nine 3 said...

Hahahaha..your answer so funny too..i blog it on my blog..hope u don't mind

September 15, 2006 12:39 am

Blogger Wingz said...

why never tell me got this chun mia invitation laaaaa i also wanna apply!!! :P

September 15, 2006 3:00 am

Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

1) Married But available can ah?

2) Sure ..when can date you...and Star? and Moon?

3) everytime you stick to me like a leech I guarantee you won't be waiting by the phone wan.

4) Yes, I'm definitely a social drinker...I drink to socialize, and I socialize just to drink.

5) I'm not addicted to gambling but isn't answering this ad some form of a gamble? Its either hit or miss wor. Not gamble meh?

6) I got crystal ball and we both can gaze into the future. Waah! I already can see out grandchildren running all over the place. LOL

7) makes you feel sexually desirable? This is my area of expertise. But I need to see your picture first.
Skali like elephant how? And also see already must 'test-drive first'

8)I am kind.....one kind that is. And also 'patiently' 'loving' every bit of being 1 kind. LOL

9) Yes, I shall trust you wholly to be impartial on this selection because I know I close 1 eye also better than 9393. Hahaha!!!

10) Love you lots lots? If you say this is most important, then how come this is last ah?
Yes, I will love you lots lots...my heart day day hanging you! (Ngor sum yat yat guah chi ley!)

How? qualify anot? *hopeful eyes*

September 15, 2006 5:53 pm

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

9393: No worries, I dun mind at all. But I see you have oredi posted it, hahaa.

wingz : you no need apply la... just read and laugh seow seow enuf liao.

September 16, 2006 1:30 am

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

Hi cocka,

Thank you for your interest but you dun meet the requirements to be my ideal oso wor... coz

1) MBA is not equivalent to UNMARRIED

2) You are too flower heart! Can't even make up your mind whom you wanna date

3) A condition that comes with a guarantee can always backfire!!

4) Ok

5) You think that tis is an advert and a gamble and you take your chance ... and also mention at the same time you are not addicted to gambling... isn't this rather contraditory ley?

6) I mentioned "talk about the future"... not staring into the crystal ball wor

7) Woi.... you need to fulfil my requirement and not vice versa

8) We are on different wavelengths - your kind and my kind are not the same kind

9) That is what you think.. but NO need to close eyes oso 9393 is better... wakakaka

10) I need to emphasize on the rest before love comes into the picture. "guah chi ngor" is not good enuf. I prefer my ideal to love me more than HE can say, every day love me more and more.

Ohh no!!!! ...your score is one out of ten...my heart aches for u coz i was really hoping u could make it....sorry...

September 16, 2006 2:30 am

Blogger dreamie said...

hi missy sun, yr replies amazes me!!
i think all guys run off faster then F1 lah liddat... (lol)
but i find you "yau seng kak"
serupa chilli api .. i suka !!

September 16, 2006 10:13 am

Blogger ah nel said...

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September 16, 2006 10:44 am

Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

Oi! Ah Nel...respect a bit mah! How can you write cock, pussy arsehole in here?
Be discreet lah!

September 17, 2006 12:58 am

Blogger ah nel said...

psssttt...cocka...i did it so someone will came screw me and u done it...u see now you got 2 out of ten...

soli to 'sun moon and star'(as duno ur name so cant mention it) of my straight forwardness... ;)

*resubmit* lol

1)i notchet hv gf

2)i hv calendar so i need not have to bother you ask for the date today...

3)if u are billionaire i no need work u eveliday see me so no need phone...

4)i'm not an alchoholic as my parent taught me drink milk and water...i once angry with my parent and i dont drink anything at all even with my fren and i was nearly dead so drink again...lol

5)i'm not addicted to gambling but only smts bought jackpot as if i win you will have a better life with me...

6)i like the movie 'Back to the Future' so i will talk with you about Michele J Musang...

7)i bring gambir sarawak with me when we meet so i might "hiong hiong lak pai ho ni hau"(fast fast six times gv u cry)

8)i'm kind as i duno who u r i still entertain u writing this now...i'm nvr scold or hit my lil bro so i'm a loving person...i admit i'm reli a patient coz whenever i sick the doctor will called me his/her patient...

9)i will trust u if u no lie to me...thats whre trust came from... ;)

10)love lots n lots???eveliday a bar of cadbury choc...ok???

not much reason deer...more reason wont made all guys run away as most of them hate jogging...love have no reason when u offer what u got...when rooster like cat it happens sexicitement...LOL

~the 99 StinkRay of the Sea~

September 17, 2006 10:48 am

Blogger Lin Peh said...

KNN...all write so detail and long oso kena rejeck. OK Lin Peh also can apply:

*all requirements met*

OK. how now ? LOL!

September 17, 2006 10:53 am

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

dreamie : Hi dreamie! TQ for yr presence. I went to your blog and I find you are humourous....I suka!!!

cocka: Tx for yr help....much appreciated.

September 17, 2006 6:38 pm

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

Hi ah nel,

TQ for dropping by with yr resumes. Your original was disregarded coz it was too X-rated. As for yr amended resume, here goes...

1) Notchet hv gf does not answer the question of whether you are married or not.

2) I think you dun understand this question also.

3) If I am billionaire, people won't know my ideal coz I am everybody's ideal !

4) omg... you sound like a grown-up baby... still into milk and water only

5) Buying jackpot, games of chance and always thinking 'if i win' means you are addicted to gambling

6) "Talk about the future" means to go forward in life.. not about some lame movie script and crew

7) I dun understand what you are talking about.

8) very childish thinking

9) "Trust me wholly"... means trust without a shadow of doubt.... no 'if' possibility

10) what has cadbury choc got to do with love?

My apologies...your score is ZERO. TQ for yr effort taken and yr interest.

~ the Heat-Rays of the Sun ~

September 17, 2006 7:01 pm

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

lin peh :

So nice of u to say hello. I must commend u on having guts to apply even though u think maybe I look like hippo or king kong.

Your application is disqualified... bcoz a resume with just three words "all requirements met" is not enuf.

TQ for yr interest shown.

September 17, 2006 7:20 pm

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September 17, 2006 7:40 pm

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

TQ to all who came and visited.
Hope you had fun as I did.

Applications are now closed.

~ Sun ~

September 17, 2006 8:21 pm

Blogger Kenny Ng said...

aiyah!!! I'm too late, close oledi ah? I hit all the criteria wor... so how?

September 17, 2006 11:06 pm

Blogger LP said...

kenny: then you pergi cari lin peh lar..he also met all the requirements...

September 17, 2006 11:32 pm

Blogger sun,moon&star said...

Hello kenny & lp,

TQ for dropping by. Hahaa, both your comments are so ngam.... like Q and A liddat....(LOL)

September 18, 2006 11:29 pm


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