Monday, April 07, 2008

10 Commandments for Marriage


(Just a recap of the commandments,
many instead of "I DO" change to " wait first la " ... )


Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder
and lightning.

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand - divorce is at least 100 grand !

Commandment 4
Marriage life is very frustrating !! In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listen.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing. Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one,
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why
the wife treats the husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.


~~ 14 twinkle stars ~~

6 Comments:

Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

So why keep a cow when milk is available from the supermarket?
from the supermart, milk can come in chocolate, vanilla & strawberry flavors....
keeping a cow only gives one frsh milk in 1 flavor. Not forgetting having to feed and clean after the cow. LOL

April 08, 2008 1:43 am

 
Blogger frostier said...

but then again, why long for it?

coz u can milked the cow.

April 08, 2008 1:52 pm

 
Blogger sun,moon&star said...

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April 08, 2008 6:03 pm

 
Blogger Nine3 Nine3 said...

Commandment 10 plus 1

Before marriage, a man will spend extra minutes BUSY'S in the bathroom thinking of her.

After marriage, he busy imagine busy thinking of another even on top of her .

April 08, 2008 8:49 pm

 
Blogger sun,moon&star said...

Hi Cocka & Frostier
Kahwin lesson related to cow ar ? (LOL) :P

9393 - WHAT ?!?!! sei lor, cham lor, wan tan !!! HABIS, FINITO !!!!!.. :D :D

April 09, 2008 4:57 pm

 
Blogger Kenny Ng said...

Many points I can't agree with it.

April 23, 2008 2:29 am

 

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