OFFICE HUMOUR - Mind Your Language


(phone conversation)

Razali : Good morning, XYZ Co. You looking for Mr. Tan? (our Division Head)
Sori, he already passed away.
Me : Li...what passed away, Mr Tan just step out of his office for clients' meeting.
Razali : *give me a twinkle of an eye*
Aiyoh, Star, you dunno mey? I punya Engrish level memang terra mia.


(troubleshooting exercise)

Mrs Lim: Ooi Ricky! (our IT expert - who does troubleshooting exercises)
What is taking you so long to come leh? I already open here for
so long and now getting fedup and tired of waiting lah.
(meaning she already login the application module) ..

....... contd making noise again

Mrs Lim: Are you coming or not NOW? How long more got to wait?
Faster come lah. I dun care, by 15 mins you no do, then you
go find someone else. I no time to layan you anymore lah.

Ricky : Wait dear, a little while more. I am coming now. Kena stuck up
with Jackie here

Mrs Lim: @!#$%^&*# put down the phone

Razali : Aiyoh Ah Soh, apa pasal you banyak gatal early in the morning?
Masih awal. Sabar lah. He sure coming wan. Har har!

Mrs Lim: WHAT ?? apa you cakap har har ???
(Razali then explained what he thinks of the telecon.).. Next

Mrs Lim: AIYOYOYO... you very humsap lah... Mana i meaning like that lah

(the whole division laughed heartily)




~4 twinkle star ~