Wow.... Is This True?

Received this funny email, from a friend and wondering how far is this true. Some of you might have read it before, but for those who have not, enjoy...........



Before wedding ...
I will do anything for you
After wedding...
'Semua cakap tipu ! '




Wow............. it that true ....??

Before marriage
Darling here.... darling there.....
After marriage
'Baling' here..... 'baling' there ......

Before marriage
I die for you
After marriage
"You die, up to you"
Lagi Lama married
"You die I help you !"

Before marriage
You go anywhere.... I follow you
After marriage
You go anywhere.... up to you
Lagi Lama married
You go anywhere better get lost.... !!

Before wedding
"You are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"You get on my nerves"

Before wedding
"You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"You are worst than Godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding
She / He was your ideal
After wedding
She / He becomes your ordeal



Have a good weekend everyone !
Cheers !!!



~3 twinkle star ~