Ring... Ring....

This joke has been around for a long time and I inadvertently revived it during
a CNY dinner with my ex-school mates. (Amy, this one's for you.)


Ah Huey's Interview:

Ah Huey went for a job interview as a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Huey's colourful attire and slightly white-highlighted
hair, his mind is screaming, "Not this woman!"
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Huey.

So he told her, "If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe
I will give you a chance. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE,
PURPLE and BLACK."

Ah Huey thought for moment, smiled happily and said:
"I hear the phone, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN... then I go and PINK up the phone.
I say, YELLOW.....BLUE'S that?? WHITE did you say? Aiyoo, wrong number lah.
Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kam Sia."

The manager fainted.